HINTS, WIVES, FOR HAPPY HUSBANDS
1. Leave a passionate note under his pillow
2. When he goes out of town, pack his favourite cookies in his suitcase (carefully)
3. Let him continue to dominate the TV remote control (without complaining)
4. Develop a common hobby
5. When you drive his car and change radio stations, set the dial back to his favourite station (and don’t forget to push the driver’s seat UP.
6. Write him a personal poem for this birthday.
7. Never, NEVER, interrupt him when he’s watching TV and it’s a tie game with fourth-down-and-goal –to –go.
8. Tell him when his zipper is down (and that will become more frequent a the years pas by).
9. Reward his good behaviour
10. Write him a love letter and send it to his business address
11. If feasible, go on one of his business trips and offer to help him where you can
12. Take a nap together (sleep, fool around, give him a back rub or scratch)
13. Give him a loufa bath
14. For ‘no special reason” buy him a gift certificate for private lessons for something he has always wanted to learn or do
15. Hand make a Valentines Day card
16. At a restaurant, let him eat his whole dessert (don’t say you don’t care for any, then eat half of his).
17. When he’s kinda down offer to sop what you’re dong and pray together
18. Give him a stocking at Christmas full of his favourite little things
19. Keep a supply of this favourite cold drinks in the fridge
20. Take a community college class together (computer, creative writing, etc.)
21. When someone asks him a question, never answer for him
22. Ask questions about his favourite sport
23. Work together to elect a government official
24. In bed at night take turns reading aloud new book you both want to read
25. Sew missing buttons on his shirt before he mentions it
26. Give him time o unwind when he first comes home from work
27. Ask him about his day before you tell him about yours
28. Laugh at his corny jokes even if you’ve heard them before
29. Look at your wedding pictures together
30. Don’t be his mother
31. Have your picture taken together in a photo booth
32. Learn a foreign language together
33. Thank God for your husband EVERY DAY!